Not Saying Anything To Paul McCartney, your favourite blog, the one you read religiously, is now forced to update ES-Says on the weekend. (Pause a moment to throw a tantrum...I'll count to ten...)
BETTER NOW????
OK, so your demanding an explanation and I'm prepared to give you a bunch of info. It is simple, I now have switch working from Part-Time to Full-Time so I can continue to spend all my earnings on Paul McCartney! This will surely allow Paul to thank me by performing a private concert in my living room, so I'm really looking forward to throwing more money at him!
But, any gratitude from Paul from my support of income will have to take place between Friday nights and Sunday evenings. I've already mentioned I will have to use the weekend to update this blog. I don't know if Paul is prepared to stop singing "Til There Was You" repeatedly to me, directly playing from my couch, because I need quiet times to write on a Saturday morning. I'm prepared to ask Paul to sing loudly outside my house "Fixing A Hole" during these times to attract a builder. (I've given up waiting for anyone to rebuild the side of my the house that a car drove through...true story)
Paul McCartney will be allowed to return to his normal work schedule on a Monday when I no longer require his serenading services. However, during the week, our Facebook Not Saying Anything To Paul McCartney Blog "Fun Club" Group and Twitter feed(as seen on the blog) will be updated when necessary.
I am sad to report that the home collection of various Beatles/McCartney stuff will be neglected! It is assumed that my "Goodnight Tonight" LP 45' collection is going to become pathetic without the constant digging through vendor boxes to find them. I want all the international copies. Heck, I keep saying I'll get a tattoo on my ankle that says "Adios A La Noche" in homage yet I fear chickening out. (Tattoos apparently hurt...like heck).
To be a fan only on weekends has become tedious already. You try fast forwarding through a three-hour fundraising program from the day before just for some revival skit that Paul is possibly in for 30 seconds. In the olden days, when working part time, I would've seen it live on a Friday night during a day off. Being off on the weekends only now, means that everything has to be condensed into "highlights of the week". It feels like jumping from being "the first to know" to "the last to know." I can't even participate in "Fan Art Friday" feature from PaulMcCartney.com.
This is going to stink, but I hope you'll stick around for all the weekend drama I hope to write about. Maybe my dream of "Scribe Saturday" can become a reality on PaulMcCartney.com.
We know I can't draw a picture...at all.
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